'TOXIDIOXI' fish-oil capsules

[Alan Watson <alanwatson@gn.apc.org>]

  For interest and information ;-) - is this how the other side think?
   - from an article in 'The Ethical Investor':
  
  " Shares in the giant multinational druggist 'TOXI-GUD-4-U' Corporation 
  reached a new high today with the announcement that their Far North 
  Region super-sales twins Burnie and Dumpie Sewage-Sludge had scooped an 
  international award for sales of their 'TOXIDIOXI' fish-oil capsules to 
  Eskimos. 
  
  Sales Directress Liza Lott commented 'We at TOXIGUD are proud of 
  our contribution to environmental improvement. The organochlorines in the 
  effluent from our heavy chemicals division are being recycled by natural 
  systems and this sales breakthrough means that not only can our Northern 
  friends stay in bed through the long night instead of going fishing and 
  seal bashing, but our precious wildlife can be left in peace.  
  
  In answer to the eco-terrorist scaremongers that are bent on destroying 
  our 
  industry, recent reseach generously funded by TOXIGUD has shown that 
  exceeding your TDI can have substantial health benefits, for example 
  dental care and hair-loss.  Our researchers discovered that those people 
  who exceed their TDI for dioxins and PCBs for most of their lives (much 
  easier now than it used to be, especially if you take our fish oil 
  supplement) are twice as likely to die with a full set of teeth and a 
  good head of hair than similar sections of the population in the early 
  part of the century who were not so fortunate in their choice of diet.'"  
  
  
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