Nuke Mumbo-Jumbo

[Lisa Marina Brooks <lbrooks@essential.org>]

  A nuclear utility redefines "sleep" in a way that Homer Simpson would love:
  
   "It depends on your definition of asleep.  They were not stretched out.
   They had their eyes closed.  They were seated at their desks with their
  heads in a nodding position."
           -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information,
  responding to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two
  Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were sleeping on the job. 
  
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