[Upd-discuss] [RFC] The Lightning Tree : Act II Pi
cyfarwydd
adam@diamat.org.uk
Fri, 26 May 2006 12:47:31 +0100
[ Recap ]
The bearded brother
disturbed dreams of a lightening tree
crosses seas and lands upon spike island
Before dawn
knocks upon a perceptual door
and is welcomed by the occupant
Inside, the brother watches
a production code named Blow Up
There is an intermission ...
The occupant offers water
and leads the way outside
They come upon the lightening tree,
Half a tree, the lightening tree
From the back, bare and knotty
The front, shoots and leaves
After a little faf
the occupant navigates to the front
and sings nonsense to awaken the buds
The sun now glistens in the east
The occupant begins to dance ...
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The Dance of the Single Member
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"Another time ...
In a far away land ...
A king was gifted a telescope
To navigate across sands and seas ...
To search the stars and planets above
To plot his destiny ...
Little time passed,
War came too fast
The king turns the scope
on to his subjects and me...
'Who's that there ?!' exclaims the king
'What is that ? ...
A naked dancing single member ?!
What a funny spectacle ...
But, what is that object ?
It grows firm
and yet the member bends it !?
Why ...
It waves like a flag
and then the member folds it ?!
It towers to the sky,
and then it twists
I wonder why ?
Now watch ...
This is new ...
This member is loopy-loo ...
It turns it now on to itself ...
To others it eschews ...
Ow ...
That must hurt, this is perverse
Is it self love, or self harm
Or just some trick of a snake charmer ...
I must query, I must query'
So,
the king intrigued in time
puts down his war comics, games and pop
and instructs a liege to query me
'Citizen ...' questions the liege
'That's i' my reply
i turn to the liege
hands busy member bending
'Hmm ...
You have mighty tool' the liege concerned
moves back a foot
'Oh ...
Fear not ...
i'm not going to hit you with it ...'
The liege manages a tiny smile
'Quite ...
Excuse me if this sounds crude,
but using your vernacular ...
It appears you're trying to faf yourself !?
Is this true
Is this true
Is this true'
'Quite ...' i reply
'Why you bothered ?
Am i scaring the poppose ?'
'Not really ...' smiles the Liege
'But the king wonders why
And to be to honest so do I
Why do you faf with yourself so ?'
'Well its like this ...' i reply
For you i'll answer,
since you asked ...
Most things i faf with
seem to get happier
even the poppose ...
So every now and then
i try to faf myself
You never know
i could get lucky ...
But to answer your king
tell him this
i answer to my queen'
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The tree groans loudly
Its roots grasp the occupant
by the calfs
"Ouch ...
You back then ?
Ouch, what you doing ?
It's not me that's laughing !?"
"Why do you humor them so ?" barks the tree
"Is bear bating verboten ?" answers the occupant
The lightening tree roots climb up the occupant
and squeeze
"Mammal !
Do not
Confuse me
with a puritan !
Or I will surely confuse you !" barks the tree
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Act II Part i