[Am-info] Re: Recycled

[John J. Urbaniak]

T. Guilbert wrote:

>In a message dated 2004 October 29 (Friday), timestamp 11:56 AM, 
>   on the topic Re: [Am-info] OT ... Bite me,
>   "John J. Urbaniak" <jjurban@attglobal.net> wrote:
>
>"|The WMD's are in Syria.  Moved there by the Russians before the war. 
>"| Three truckloads of chemical agents were captured, about to be used
>"|in a  plot to kill 80,000 people in Jordan.  The chemical agents
>"|came from  Iraq via Syria.  This was revealed by the captured
>"|terrorists themselves.
>
>"|Instead of calling Bush a liar and misleader, you should be very
>"|worried about those weapons.  They WERE in Iraq.  They WERE moved
>"|out of Iraq.   They WILL be used on your children someday if the
>"|terrorists are not defeated. 
>
>John, John, John, you must have been listening to the WRONG right-wing
>rumor-concocters and recyclers.  Because you have given credence to
>the wrong wild imaginations, you have got off-message.  Here is the
>real scoop.  
>
>Saddam _personally_ gave the WMDs to ELVIS for safekeeping.  
>
>Elvis, understandably feeling a bit peaked these days (it's "hard
>work" being dead, you know), enlisted the help of the TOOTH FAIRY to
>move the weapons to Syria.  Truckloads?  The Tooth Fairy don't need no
>steenkin' trucks!  She simply employed her ANTI-GRAVITY MACHINE -- the
>one with the SECRET CARBURETOR that the petroleum industry has
>suppressed that would have allowed you to get 150 miles per gallon
>with your Buick Roadmaster -- to transport the WMD to Syria without
>need for trucks.  (While in transit, she used her legendary
>INVISIBILITY SHIELD to keep the movement of the weapons out of sight
>of the spy satellites.) 
>
>The person whom Elvis enlisted to watch over the WMDs now in Syria? 
>Why, LOU GERSTNER, of course, who conveniently already was in Syria to
>meet with OSAMA BIN LADEN to work out the details of the NEXT MOVE in
>their secret plot to install BILL GATES as Supreme Dictator of the
>World.  
>
>Please revise your Talking Points to get back on message. 
>
>  
>
As I said, you are being irrational.  I'll pray for you.

John