[Am-info] Recycled

[ethical@1of1.net]

In a message dated 2004 October 29 (Friday), timestamp 11:56 AM, 
   on the topic Re: [Am-info] OT ... Bite me,
   "John J. Urbaniak" <jjurban@attglobal.net> wrote:

"|The WMD's are in Syria.  Moved there by the Russians before the war. 
"| Three truckloads of chemical agents were captured, about to be used
"|in a  plot to kill 80,000 people in Jordan.  The chemical agents
"|came from  Iraq via Syria.  This was revealed by the captured
"|terrorists themselves.

"|Instead of calling Bush a liar and misleader, you should be very
"|worried about those weapons.  They WERE in Iraq.  They WERE moved
"|out of Iraq.   They WILL be used on your children someday if the
"|terrorists are not defeated. 

John, John, John, you must have been listening to the WRONG right-wing
rumor-concocters and recyclers.  Because you have given credence to
the wrong wild imaginations, you have got off-message.  Here is the
real scoop.  

Saddam _personally_ gave the WMDs to ELVIS for safekeeping.  

Elvis, understandably feeling a bit peaked these days (it's "hard
work" being dead, you know), enlisted the help of the TOOTH FAIRY to
move the weapons to Syria.  Truckloads?  The Tooth Fairy don't need no
steenkin' trucks!  She simply employed her ANTI-GRAVITY MACHINE -- the
one with the SECRET CARBURETOR that the petroleum industry has
suppressed that would have allowed you to get 150 miles per gallon
with your Buick Roadmaster -- to transport the WMD to Syria without
need for trucks.  (While in transit, she used her legendary
INVISIBILITY SHIELD to keep the movement of the weapons out of sight
of the spy satellites.) 

The person whom Elvis enlisted to watch over the WMDs now in Syria? 
Why, LOU GERSTNER, of course, who conveniently already was in Syria to
meet with OSAMA BIN LADEN to work out the details of the NEXT MOVE in
their secret plot to install BILL GATES as Supreme Dictator of the
World.  

Please revise your Talking Points to get back on message. 

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