[Am-info] Humor: The definition of 'Bravery'

Fred Miller fmiller@lightlink.com
Sat, 25 Sep 2004 15:30:02 -0400


The definition of 'Bravery'

True bravery is arriving home with blood-shot eyes, and hardly able to stand 
up after working very late, being very quiet so you don't wake your 
wife...........

Then.....being assaulted by her with a broom,

And still having the guts to ask:

"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?

-- 
"Running Windows on a Pentium is like getting a Porsche but only being
able to drive it in reverse with the handbrake on."