[Am-info] M$ Quality?
Fred A. Miller
fmiller@lightlink.com
Thu, 3 Jul 2003 15:03:23 -0400
At a recent MickySoft XP computer software engineering course, the =20
participants were given an awkward question to answer:
"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of =20
programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many =
of =20
you would disembark immediately?"
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When =
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asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay =
=20
aboard. With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even =
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taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
=2D-=20
Planet Earth - a subsidiary of Microsoft=AE.
We have no bugs in our software, Never!,=20
We do have undocumented added features,
that you will find amusing, at no added cost,=20
to you, at this time.