[Am-info] The IBM Salesman & Systems Analyst Team

[Fred A. Miller]

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The IBM salesman and the IBM system analyst went to spend a weekend in th=
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forest, hunting bear. They hired a log cabin, and when they got there, to=
ok
their backpacks off and put them inside.

At which point the salesman said to the systems analyst: "You unpack whil=
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go and find us a bear."

The analyst finished unpacking and then went and sat outside to await
events. He did not have to wait too long.

Soon he could hear noises in the forest. The noises got nearer - and
suddenly there was the salesman, running across the clearing toward the
cabin, pursued by one of the largest and most ferocious Brown Bears the
analyst had ever seen.

"Open the door!" shouted the salesman. The analyst opened the door. The
salesman ran to the door, suddenly stopped, and stepped aside. The Bear
carried by its momentum, continued though the door and disappeared inside=
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The salesman promptly shut the door on it, turned, looked at the analyst,
and said: "Ok, you skin that one while I go rustle us up another."

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