[Am-info] Increase The SPEED Of Your PC Today!!

[Erick Andrews]

On Wed, 13 Mar 2002 12:02:29 +0000, John Poltorak wrote:

>
>I had to laugh when I saw some junk email today :-
>
>Insider PC Secrets will "clean up" and "boost" your PC's performance
>without spending a single cent on hardware! Nothing is easier, faster
>more secure or convenient!
>
>Learn the SECRETS the Computer Industry does NOT want you to know!!
>
>With Insider PC Secrets You Can:
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>- Stop Windows From 'Crashing'!
>
>- Speed Up Your Downloads!
>
>- Load Web Pages Up to Five Times Faster!
>
>- Never Get Disconnected From the Internet Again!
>
>- Automatically Regain Hard Drive Space!
>
>- Double the Speed Your PC Takes to Start Up!
>
>
>
>I didn't bother to take up the kind offer of visiting their web site, but 
>all it needs to say is:- 
>
>STOP USING WINDOWS!!
>

Don't worry.  Nobody will buy it anyway because it neither cures warts
nor flatulence.

-- 
Erick Andrews