[Am-info] You're Probably A Computer Nerd If . . .

[Fred A. Miller]

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You're Probably A Computer Nerd If . . .


. . . choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your 
RAM is a moral dilemma.

. . . in college you thought spring break was metal fatigue failure.

. . . the salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of 
your questions.

. . . you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do 
the special effects.

. . . you window shop at Radio Shack.

. . . you know what "http://" stands for.

. . . you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and 
parallel.

. . . your laptop computer costs more than your car.

. . . you've tried to repair a $5 radio.

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Fred A. Miller
Systems Administrator
Cornell Univ. Press Services
fm@cupserv.org

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