[Am-info] Your a Mean One, Mr. Spammer(*):

[Fred A. Miller]

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- From an e-list......

Fred
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That message gets me in the mood to sing a classic - ahem - You're a 
Mean One, Mr. Spammer(*):

 You're a mean one, Mr. Spammer.
 You really are a heel.
 You're as cuddly as a cactus,
 You're as charming as an eel.
 Mr. Spaaaammer.


 You're a bad banana
 With a greasy black peel.


 You're a monster, Mr. Spammer.
 Your heart's an empty hole.
 Your brain is full of spiders,
 You've got garlic in your soul.
 Mr. Spaaaammer.


 I wouldn't touch you, with a 
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


 You're a vile one, Spammer.
 You have termites in your smile.
 You have all the tender sweetness
 Of a seasick crocodile.
 Mr. Spaaaammer.


 Given the choice between the two of you
 I'd take the seasick crocoooodile.


 You're a foul one, Mr. Spammer.
 You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
 Your heart is full of unwashed socks
 Your soul is full of gunk.
 Mr. Spaaaammer.


 The three words that best describe you,
 are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


 You're a rotter, Mr. Spammer.
 You're the king of sinful sots.
 Your heart's a dead tomato splot
 With moldy purple spots,
 Mr. Spaaaammer.


 Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
 with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
 rubbish imaginable,
 Mangled up in tangled up knots.


 You nauseate me, Mr. Spammer.
 With a nauseaus super-naus.
 You're a crooked jerky jockey
 And you drive a crooked horse.
 Mr. Spaaaammer.


 You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
 sandwich
 With arsenic sauce.

 -Tim

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(*) With apologies to Dr. Seuss.

- -- 
Fred A. Miller
Systems Administrator
Cornell Univ. Press Services
fm@cupserv.org

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