[Am-info] NEW breed of terrorist!

Fred A. Miller fm@cupserv.org
Wed, 2 Jan 2002 15:38:14 -0500


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Disclaimer! This is humor, and NOT intended to insult anyone.

Fred

Terrorists Multiplying in the Southeast The governors of Alabama,
Georgia & Mississippi would like to announce that they have made a
disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of
terrorists have become romantically involved with the locals. The
result was not pretty, and we now have the sad task of reporting a new
sector of the human race: ISLAMABUBBAS.

So far, only a smattering of actual births has been reported, and we
are hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off.
To date, we have identified the following:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat
Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.

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Fred A. Miller
Systems Administrator
Cornell Univ. Press Services
fm@cupserv.org

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