[Am-info] MCSE Classes Suspect Exploitation, Nicholas Petreley

[Fred A. Miller]

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MCSE Classes Suspect Exploitation, Nicholas Petreley

Here's an alphabetized collection of alternate definitions for the 
acronym MCSE, all of which I gathered from various second-hand sources 
on the Internet. My personal favorites are "Minesweeper Consultant / 
Solitaire Expert", "More Co-opted Standards Everyday", "Making 
Computers Susceptible to Exploit", "Moe and Curly's Software Emporium" 
and "Management Conned by Something Expensive", but there are many 
others that would rank a close second. Actually, my very favorite is 
"My Cat Studies Ecclesiastes", but I don't see how that and a few 
others in the list have anything to do with computers.


"Mayday", Called Some Experts
 Mad Consultants Slurping Ethanol
 Madly Causing Slashdot Effect
 Mail Consumed Somewhere in Exchange
 Mainframe Computers Seemed Extinct
 Maintenance Contracts Seem Expensive
 Maintenance Costs Significantly Extra
 Making Companies Surrender Everyday
 Making Computers Slow Everyday
 Making Computers Spew Errors
 Making Computers Susceptible to Exploit
 Making Cretins Self-Employed
 Maledictis Confutatious Sounds Exquisite
 Management Can't Send E-mail
 Management Conned by Something Expensive
 Management Coronaries Soon Enough
 Management will Catch you with a Screenful of Erotica
 Managers Contain Significant Egos
 Managing Computers by Slapdash Empiricism
 Managing Crap Systems Everyday
 Manipulative Closed-Source Economics
 Many Collisions Saturate Ethernet
 Marginal Computer Software Enthusiast
 Marketing Cancels Software Efficiency
 Marksmanship Can Solve Everything
 Mass C Squared is Energy
 Massive Computational Solar Eclipse
 Massive Cyberspace Sheepshearing Empire
 Maybe Could Suggest Exorcism
 Me-too Computer Science Education
 Meandering Cosmicrays 'Sodded Explorer
 Megabytes Can Soon Evaporate
 Meowing Cats Suggest Evil
 Microsoft Certified Slave of the Empire
 Microsoft Constantly Screws Everyone
 Migrane-Causing Suckage Extravaganza
 Millenium Caused Societal Extinction
 Mindfscked Computers Swapping Egregiously
 Minesweeper Consultant / Solitaire Expert
 Minesweeper Consultant, Solitaire Engineer
 Minimally Cheerful Software Experience
 Minimizing Competence is So Exhausting
 Minion of the Crappy Software Empire
 Mischief Causing Shipwrecked Equipment
 Misconceived Computer Science Experiment
 Misguided Consultant Slagging Eunuchs
 Misunderstanding Cryptically Strange Errors
 Moe and Curly's Software Emporium
 Molasses Comparatively Seems Expeditious
 Molotov Cocktails Shutdown Electricity
 Monetary Compensation Sounds Exciting
 Mongolian Clusterfsck Swallows Everything
 Monkeys Composing Shakespearian Equivalents
 Moot Crypto Software is Exportable
 More Co-opted Standards Everyday
 Morning Comes So Early
 Moron Confused by Sun Equipment
 Morons Crudely Simulating Expertise
 Mortifying Crackle of Static Electricity
 Most Computers Suck Eggs
 Most Computers Suck Exasperatingly
 Motherboard Chips Simulate Encephalopathy
 Mountebank Causing Significant Expenses
 Mouse Clickings of Sophomoric Experimentation
 Mouse Clicks Selected "Erase"
 Mozilla Couldn't Stomach Explorer
 Multiple Corrective Servicepack Exorcist
 Must Consult Someone Experienced
 Must... Contain... STR. Eaaaaaaaaaaaurgh!
 Mutant Computer Solutions Evangelist
 Mutant Computers Seem Eviscerated
 Mutated CP/M System Emulator
 Mutated Convoluted Strokery Everywhere
 My Cat Studies Ecclesiastes
 My Company Screws Everyone
 My Computer's Software Exploded
 My Cranium Softened Easily

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