Humor Anyone?

[Chris Pall <x97pall@wmich.edu>]

..From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

Top Ten Ways To Irritate Bill Gates...

10. Steal his "Nerdboy" license plate
9.  Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer
8.  Beat his high score on Tetris
7.  Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair
6.  Tell him you heard he's "microsoft"
5.  Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt
4.  Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile
3.  Drop hints that Oprah's richer than he is
2.  W-W-W him right in the dot-com

And the number one way to irritate Bill Gates...

Two words:  Dork Tax
 
 

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                       Christopher Pall
                      ThinkBiz, DPS, WMU
                       Ann Arbor, MI USA

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